This site is my creative dumping grounds, with the following past projects in reverse chronological order and current projects on my /now page:
I wanted the most summarized self-help advice possible, but found out later after four years of tireless work how the average person finds raw advice without anecdotes rather dull.
You’ve found the right compendium for practical truth without all the fluff. All 0.01% of you.
I enjoy the art of humor, so I tried to capture every sufficiently funny joke written in English, and this was the afterbirth of that failed attempt.
My private blog which is far less professional, a little funnier, and less polished.
My first two books. I’m somewhat proud of them.
Dumb Instagram filters on stock photos with out-of-context Bible verses started annoying me, so I made a few of my own.
A now long-defunct YouTube playlist of Weird Al’s music set alongside the originals and organized by the original song’s year
RSS feeds from relatively reputable sources auto-barfed onto a Facebook page to most accurately predict the end of the world, if it happens before the sun takes us out
The Most Ridiculous Holidays
Since I couldn’t find one I liked, I made a calendar of the silliest and weirdest recognized holidays.