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  • Artificial Intelligence Is No Match For Natural Stupidity
  • Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
  • Don’t Be So Open-Minded, Your Brains Fall Out
  • Down In The Mouth? Come In For A Faith Lift
  • Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
  • Free Coffee, Everlasting Life, Yes Membership Has Its Privileges
  • God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
  • God So Loved The World That He Did Not Send A Committee
  • God’s Garden: Lettuce Be Kind, Squash Gossip And Turnip For Church
  • Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want To Meet Him
  • I’m Also Making A List And Checking It Twice – God
  • Jesus Is The Rizzle For The Sizzle
  • Life Is Cray Cray, Try Jesus, He Is The Way Way
  • Our Church Is Like Fudge: Sweet With A Few Nuts
  • Read The Bible – It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You
  • Revival Canceled Due To Death
  • Staying In Bed Shouting “Oh God!” Does Not Constitute Going To Church
  • Stop, Drop And Roll Won’t Work In Hell
  • There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google
  • Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
  • Between a Catholic and Presbyterian church:
    • Cath: All Dogs Go To Heaven
    • Pres: Only Humans Go To Heaven, Read The Bible
    • Cath: God Loves All His Creations, Dogs Included
    • Pres: Dogs Don’t Have Souls, This Is Not Open For Debate
    • Cath: Catholic Dogs Go To Heaven, Presbyterian Dogs Can Talk To Their Pastor
    • Pres: Converting To Catholicism Does Not Magically Grant Your Dog A Soul
    • Cath: Free Dog Souls With Conversion
    • Pres: Dogs Are Animals, There Aren’t Any Rocks In Heaven Either
    • Cath: All Rocks Go To Heaven