First Grade Logic

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A first grade teacher gave each child in her class the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

  • A miss is as good as a
    • Mr.
  • A penny saved is
    • not much.
  • An idle mind is
    • the best way to relax.
  • Better late than
    • pregnant.
  • Better to be safe than
    • punch a 5th grader.
  • Children should be seen and not
    • spanked or grounded.
  • Don’t bite the hand that
    • looks dirty.
  • Don’t change horses
    • until they stop
  • Don’t put off until tomorrow what
    • you put on to go to bed
  • Happy the bride who
    • gets all the presents.
  • If at first you don’t succeed
    • get new batteries.
  • If you lie down with dog’s, you’ll
    • stink in the morning
  • It’s always darkest before
    • Daylight Savings Time.
  • Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
    • you have to blow your nose.
  • Love all, trust
    • me.
  • Never underestimate the power of
    • termites.
  • No news is
    • impossible.
  •  Strike while the
    • bug is close.
  • The pen is mightier than the
    • pigs.
  • There are none so blind as
    • Stevie Wonder.
  • Two’s company, three’s
    • the Musketeers.
  • When the blind leadeth the blind
    • get out of the way.
  • Where there’s smoke there’s
    • pollution.
  • You can lead a horse to water but
    • how?
  • You can’t teach an old dog new
    • math
  • You get out of something only what you
    • see in the picture on the box.