How To Tell You Have A Beater Car

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  • People behind you change lanes to keep your oil off their windshield.
  • Tractor trailer drivers are afraid to pass you.
  • Opening your trunk includes finding a screwdriver.
  • Your driveway looks like an oil slick and the EPA cites you for it.
  • Your friends would rather walk or ride a bus to school or work than let you give them a ride.
  • The motor is so loud you cant hear a dump truck crash through a nitroglycerin factory.
  • You have ever had to leave it running for fear it might not start back up.
  • You have ever been chased down by a firetruck.
  • You refer to your car as beast, P.O.S. junker, or hoop-tee.
  • You have ever parked on the side of the road and someone stops and asks you if you are injured.
  • The trade-in value at the car dealer is a negative dollar amount.
  • You know more about how to fix a car than your mechanic.