Light In The Bathroom

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Ed was 89 years old and went for his annual physical.

All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith was a friend and said, ” Ed, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with God?

Ed replied, “God and me are fine. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom – poof – the light goes on, when I’m done – poof- the light goes off. “Wow!” commented Dr. Smith, “That’s incredible!”

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Ed’s wife. “Ethel, he said, Ed is doing fine. Physically, he’s great. But, I had to call because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and – poof- the light goes on in the bathroom, and then when he is through – poof – the light goes off?”

Ethel exclaimed, “Oh NO! He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”