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Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year
A denture accident = 1 killerbite
Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles
1/10 of a school semester = 1 termite
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacard
52 cards = 1 deckacard
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton
Basic unit of blind dating = 1 meether
1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
1000 bees = 1 kilobee
10 rations = 1 decaration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
5 minutes of an automated phone banker’s voice = 1 tellerphone
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League