The New Bus Driver

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A man was interviewed and hired for a new elementary school bus driver position.

On the first day, he was assigned a bus. Because the school wanted to create a more comfortable atmosphere, the buses were labeled and decorated as different children’s TV shows. His bus was the Sesame Street Bus.

At his first stop, he saw a very overweight girl holding her backpack. He opened the door and said “Hello! I’m your new bus driver! What’s your name?”

“I’m Patty,” she said as she waddled onto the bus.

At the second stop, there was another overweight girl. He opened the door and said “Hello! I’m your new bus driver! What’s your name?”

“I’m Patty,” she also said as she waddled onto the bus.

At the third stop, he saw a mentally disabled boy with elbow pads and a helmet. He opened the door and said “Hello! I’m your new bus driver! What’s your name?”

“I’m Ross and I’m s…pecial,” he declared as he stepped into the bus.

At the final stop, there was a strange-looking boy with slicked-back hair and a small briefcase. It was clear he hadn’t washed in a few days. He opened the door and said “Hello! I’m your new bus driver! What’s your name?”

“I’m Lester G!” he stated boldly as he climbed on. He took his shoes off after sitting down in one of the seats and started picking at his bunions on his feet.

Finally, after he left the school’s parking lot, he called his wife about his first day.

“You wouldn’t believe what kind of a day I’ve had. I had two obese Patties, special Ross and Lester G. picking bunions all on a Sesame Street Bus!”