Three Englishmen & An Irishman

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One day, there were three Englishmen in an English bar when an Irishman walks in. Since they were a bit intoxicated, they weren’t thinking clearly and decided to play a mean trick on him.

The first Englishman said to the Irishman, “Did you know St. Patrick was a sissy?” The Irishman said, “No, I didn’t.”

The first Englishman went back and angrily told the other two that it didn’t work.

The second Englishman went up to the Irishman and said, “Did you know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?” The Irishman said, “No, I didn’t.”

The Englishman went back and bitterly told his friends it didn’t work.

The third Englishman went to the Irishman and said, “Did you know that St. Patrick was an Englishman? The Irishman said, “No, I didn’t. But that’s what your friends were trying to tell me.”