Two Hunters

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A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other hunter whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, “I think my friend is dead! What should I do?”

The operator, in a calm voice says, “Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, followed by the sound of a shotgun blast.

The hunter’s voice comes back on the line, “Okay, now what?”