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- A Long Time Ago In A Galilee Far, Far Away
- Adam & Eve: The First People To Not Read The Apple Terms & Conditions
- Artificial Intelligence Is No Match For Natural Stupidity
- Blah Blah Blah Just Go To Church
- Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
- Don’t Be So Open-Minded, Your Brains Fall Out
- Down In The Mouth? Come In For A Faith Lift
- Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
- Free Coffee, Everlasting Life, Yes Membership Has Its Privileges
- God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist
- God So Loved The World That He Did Not Send A Committee
- God’s Garden: Lettuce Be Kind, Squash Gossip And Turnip For Church
- Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want To Meet Him
- I Hate This Church -Satan
- I’m Also Making A List And Checking It Twice – God
- Jesus Is Coming, Hopefully Before The Election
- Jesus Is The Rizzle For The Sizzle
- Life Is Cray Cray, Try Jesus, He Is The Way Way
- Maury Is Not The Only Place To Find Your Father
- Now Open Between Christmas & Easter
- Our Church Is Like Fudge: Sweet With A Few Nuts
- Read The Bible – It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You
- Revival Canceled Due To Death
- Staying In Bed Shouting “Oh God!” Does Not Constitute Going To Church
- Stop, Drop And Roll Won’t Work In Hell
- There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google
- Too Hot To Keep Changing Sign Sin Bad Jesus Good Details Inside
- Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
- Whoever Is Praying For Rain Can Stop
- Whoever Stole Our AC Units Keep One, It’s Hot Where You’re Going
- Between a Catholic and Presbyterian church:
- Cath: All Dogs Go To Heaven
- Pres: Only Humans Go To Heaven, Read The Bible
- Cath: God Loves All His Creations, Dogs Included
- Pres: Dogs Don’t Have Souls, This Is Not Open For Debate
- Cath: Catholic Dogs Go To Heaven, Presbyterian Dogs Can Talk To Their Pastor
- Pres: Converting To Catholicism Does Not Magically Grant Your Dog A Soul
- Cath: Free Dog Souls With Conversion
- Pres: Dogs Are Animals, There Aren’t Any Rocks In Heaven Either
- Cath: All Rocks Go To Heaven