Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

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  • A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
  • Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
  • Bad carpet stain? Glue a throw pillow to it and you’ll never see the stain again!
  • Can’t get your cat to use the litter box? Put sand across the house. That way, the cat doesn’t have to learn. It also gives an old-world charm to any kitchen.
  • Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.
  • Did you know that you can use plates, glasses and silverware more than once? Just wash them and they’ll be good as new!
  • For easier cleanup when making scrambled eggs, prepare them inside of a skillet instead of directly on the stove.
  • For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
  • Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.
  • If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
  • The next time you cook meat, instead of guessing or taste-testing, just use a meat thermometer.
  • Try unraveling toilet paper the next time you use it. A single roll can last for multiple days that way, and it’s much easier on your plumbing!
  • Annoying house mates? Try kicking them out! You literally do not have to be friends with people you don’t like!