Road Hazard

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On the Interstate Highway a blonde’s car gets a flat tire. She eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.

She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard cutouts, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard cutouts are men in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic starts backing up. A short while later a police car arrives.

The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What is going on here?”

“My car broke down, officer” says the woman, calmly.

“Well, what are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!” the officer asks.

“Oh, those are my emergency flashers.”