The New Hospital Wing

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A panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital. The allergists voted to scratch it, and the dermatologists felt it was a rash move.

The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. The Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness. The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Radiologists were skeptical and could see right through it.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, while the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a new face on the whole matter.”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward but couldn’t put their foot on the problem and the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas but they said they’d sleep on it, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. And in the end the Proctologists…