Ways To Tell The Economy Is In Bad Shape

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12. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
11. People get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. Someone buys a toaster oven and they give him a bank.
9. Hot Wheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. The President met with small businesses – GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children’s names.
5. The highest-paying job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in America?”
3. Motel Six won’t leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
1. If the bank returns a check marked as “insufficient funds”, people have to call them and ask if they meant them or the bank.