What Not To Say When Pulled Over

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  • Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
  • Do YOU know why you pulled me over? Okay, just to be sure one of us does.
  • Gee, officer, that’s terrific! The last officer gave me a warning too!
  • Hey, you must have been doing about 125 miles an hour to keep up with me!
  • I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
  • I thought you had to be in relatively good condition to be a police officer.
  • I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
  • Sorry, officer, I didn’t realize that my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
  • You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?